Bad Prons!

"Filling a Much-Needed Void"
Over at misia's place, she posts six of her most-hated cliches (imagine an accent over that e) encountered in editing smut.

First, Item #5 is THE BEST. Don't eat or drink whilereading it. You WILL ruin your keyboard.
Second, the comments thread has a few hilarious additions to the list of Bad Prons.

LAWNCHAIRS&POPCORN: This One Goes to 16

"Lea was the funniest of all with her reading disabilities at the forefront!" Don Murphy, Produce of Natural Born Killers, From Hell, and League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, marveling at how someone who is differently abled can bring the ha-ha (We'll ignore that he's confused about who in my family has a disability, and what it is.)

That thread is now 16 pages long. It is like an absurdist novel. I recommend:

HURT COMICS: Dan Jacobsen Looks at Vampirella (Without Leering)

Dan Jacobsen, the man who brought the world and amazing essay on why saying "I'm one of the GOOD ones!" doesn't help make comics less hostile to women has done it again.
This time, it's a essay on Vampirella and what it means that a T&A book has no actual sex or nudity.

Found via Carnival of Feminists XII.