It's just one of those days. Glad for drugs, wish they came by the flatbed, re-learn not to read blogs.
Here's the lolcat visual aid so y'all know I'm bleah but still have my wacky sense of humor:

moar funny pictures
My album is entitled Inventing the Flaming Wheel, featuring my #1 hit that debuts next month, "If I Don't Read Your Fucking Blog, It Doesn't Matter What You Say, (Oops It Doesn't Matter Anyway.)" Which will be hummed by people waving their hands, and referred to as "the Fucking Blog song by that lady with the lolcats thing." The cult fave will be "Stop Picking That Scab and Come Put Your Foot in this Here Bear Trap." The one turned into a ringtone will be, "Obsession Song." It's very catchy.
Anyway, it's time for ANOTHER MIGHTY FINE ALL PLAY!
GADGETS. I love them. Every one I find out about, it turns out youse peoples knew about it forever already. (Witness the Nsotromo.) I applaud your good taste and rapturous embrace of our flying car future.
TELL ME OF THE GADGETS. What makes life more fun? What makes cooking easier? Computer-based gadgets? Awesome toys that aren't stupidly expensive?
Here's the lolcat visual aid so y'all know I'm bleah but still have my wacky sense of humor:

moar funny pictures
My album is entitled Inventing the Flaming Wheel, featuring my #1 hit that debuts next month, "If I Don't Read Your Fucking Blog, It Doesn't Matter What You Say, (Oops It Doesn't Matter Anyway.)" Which will be hummed by people waving their hands, and referred to as "the Fucking Blog song by that lady with the lolcats thing." The cult fave will be "Stop Picking That Scab and Come Put Your Foot in this Here Bear Trap." The one turned into a ringtone will be, "Obsession Song." It's very catchy.
Anyway, it's time for ANOTHER MIGHTY FINE ALL PLAY!
GADGETS. I love them. Every one I find out about, it turns out youse peoples knew about it forever already. (Witness the Nsotromo.) I applaud your good taste and rapturous embrace of our flying car future.
TELL ME OF THE GADGETS. What makes life more fun? What makes cooking easier? Computer-based gadgets? Awesome toys that aren't stupidly expensive?