DRAMA WHORE!

I cannot justify this by saying I don't make up new words to song--I do it all the time. But this one begged to be written. I'm no Lisa Jonte, but I think it's okay.
I am a big fan of filkertom's stuff, especially "I Want to be Peter Lorre." and I'd love to hear him sing it.
I wrote this for Spike, and I dedicate it to anyone who's had their life fucked by an online crazy, and that includes myself.

DRAMA WHORE
(to the tune of the "Spiderman Song", the one from TV, not the one by The Cure)

DramaWhore, DramaWhore,
Whinge on Internet, DramaWhore!
Spin a yarn, monster size,
Catch those suckers just like flies!
Log out!
Here comes the DramaWhore!

"But you're wrong!"
"UR a t00l!"
"I goin' to animation skool!"
"Lookit my bio! See my wit!"
Cleavage cam userpic!
Oh, dear,
Nerd-baiting DramaWhore!

Online all the time,
Talkin' "Drink! Stalkers! ASS!
Otherkin! Camgirls! PWNED--
Handicap Parking Pass!"

DramaWhore, DramaWhore,
"LEAVING FOREVAR!11" DramaWhore!
Reason, facts, they're ignored,
ALL CAPS is your reward!

LJ, Typepad, Blogger, a-dored!
Where there's a message board,
You'll find the Drama Whooooore!