HURT COMICS: The Biscuit
Dec. 2nd, 2006 12:13 amLisa has just said that our disappointment about comics is like a frat guy balancing a biscuit on a dog's nose. "Here's the biscuit! You can't have it!"
I think it's more like pretending you're going to throw something for a trusting dog, you get the dog really excited, then you pretend to throw it, and the dog goes tearing ass off, and you laugh with your buddies that the dog was fooled.
So, I say, no more balancing biscuits, and no more chasing biscuits that never left someone's hand. I don't mean "I am quitting teh comicszorzes." I mean getting caught up in discussions that go absolutely nowhere. No one is convincing anyone else that "Minx" is a good or bad name for a comics line. (By which I mean women are generally not liking it, and men are generally going, "Buhwuht's wrong with it?") No one who thinks a comics line aimed at girls that has two women in the initial line up, neither of which is a professional comics writer/artist/creator, is puzzling and maybe just looks like Same Shit, Different Day is convincing anyone already working or hoping to work or friends with someone on the line.
And now the discussion has sunk to the usual depths and left me annoyed with myself for even getting caught up in it. I ran for that fucking biscuit again, dammit.
Fuck that shit. I'm sneaking into the kitchen when everyone else in comics is asleep and eating all the biscuits I want and thinking, "How that's biscuit NOW, jackass?"
I think it's more like pretending you're going to throw something for a trusting dog, you get the dog really excited, then you pretend to throw it, and the dog goes tearing ass off, and you laugh with your buddies that the dog was fooled.
So, I say, no more balancing biscuits, and no more chasing biscuits that never left someone's hand. I don't mean "I am quitting teh comicszorzes." I mean getting caught up in discussions that go absolutely nowhere. No one is convincing anyone else that "Minx" is a good or bad name for a comics line. (By which I mean women are generally not liking it, and men are generally going, "Buhwuht's wrong with it?") No one who thinks a comics line aimed at girls that has two women in the initial line up, neither of which is a professional comics writer/artist/creator, is puzzling and maybe just looks like Same Shit, Different Day is convincing anyone already working or hoping to work or friends with someone on the line.
And now the discussion has sunk to the usual depths and left me annoyed with myself for even getting caught up in it. I ran for that fucking biscuit again, dammit.
Fuck that shit. I'm sneaking into the kitchen when everyone else in comics is asleep and eating all the biscuits I want and thinking, "How that's biscuit NOW, jackass?"