Time to DO THE BURGE!

As in burge's Five Little Things meme!

1. The Girl getting her homework done.
2. Going shopping at 3AM and seeing the stockers at work.
3. An all-night gas station lady calling you "sweetie." Instant crush.
4. Sneaking a look at your kid's oekaki work and finding out she's good and popular.
5. Cats not merely walking fast, but actually STAMPEDING to the studio for food.

Bonus List:

1. Getting past two conventions where I was previously a guest with no regrets about not going.
2. Falling into bed at 8PM, and the last thing I see before sleep is King and the kids sitting down to dinner together.
3. Looking forward to watching "Goblet of Fire" with King and the kids.
4. Finding the repair of the shower I made is holding.
5. Learning how to gnaw curved shapes out of floor tile using a tile blade in a table saw.

It's Good to Know...

I can tell Grammar and Spelling to go fuck themselves if I a) become a big star or b) write out contract riders for same.

POLYMER: Girl's Reborn Torrey

Acrylic over Super Sculpey, by the Girl.
I swear, if you cut up on this the way you did on my bunny, Mr. Lilac will whip your asses. Do not anger Mr. Lilac.

UNSEE: Some New Fetish Every Damn Day

I'm tagging things like this UNSEE because you will probably WANT to unsee them once you've abraded your eyeballs.
Our inaugural UNSEE is from the Hairwork website. This is a site dedicated to the use of human hair, especially in mementoes. I've seen some pieces of such, they are in a museum in Bandera, Texas, and are these delicate many-stranded spirals made by a blind woman.
BUT Hairwork has a page where you can pay $20. and offer your hair for sale. Still okay with that, right? Me too. Some listers are donating proceeds to the Susan G. Komen Foundation, or to kick off school fundraisers.

Where the UNSEE comes in is the porny, specific descriptions:
"Live in New York area you may inspect and cut or I will cut and ship."
"If you live in Florida, you are more than welcome to view the cutting in person."
"I am willing to allow the buyer to cut the hair themselves or view the cutting, if desired, and if buyer is willing to travel."
There are several listings that mention "professionally cut", which I believe translates to: "I am not selling you the rights to come pant over my haircutting in person."

UNSEE for yourself:
http://www.hairwork.com/bidhere.htm