FanBoy Radio: No Limits to My Dorkiness!

Sunday night's FBR was the CAPE! prep show with Scott Kurtz, the Luna Bros, Robert "no pants" Kirkman, Jason "Pet Professional" Salsbury, and Scott and Oliver, and I called in to plug Zeus' Gay and Lesbian mixer that happens the night before CAPE!
Even though Oliver was tanked on OTC drugs, HE could remember names, unlike poor Scott Hinze. Scott Kurtz and Oliver were hilarious riffing on this, which made Scott H's problem worse.

And I do a pretty good Wookiee "grarr." That surprised me.

It's only 75 cents to listen, and you'll get at least 80 cents of laughs out of it. It's win-win.

A Cautionary Tale

I seem to have burned my left eye with pee and Clorox.
I didn't MEAN to do this. I bet no one ever does.

We have a hall bathroom with a toilet waiting for a plumber. Our son had gone in there and used the toilet several times. We discovered the beautiful stench.

I decided to dump some bleach down this stinky toilet before flushing it with a bucket of water.
Oh yeah: old pee=ammonia.
Ammonia+bleach=BAD NEWS.
I KNOW you're not supposed to mix them. I just didn't know there was enough decomposing pee to cause a problem until the toilet foamed up like it was rabid, and then WEEEE! I'm trying to throw pitchersful of water down the toilet fast to get rid of the source of CHLORINE GAS.

I didn't suceed before I had a nice gagging fit and my eyes were stinging.

So, I'm sitting here, thinking, "Wow, my left eye feels kind of crap, kind of like when I cut it." And I realize I BURNED IT WITH PEE.

Learn from me, children: Pine-Sol won't foam as pretty in a gross toilet, but it'll do the job. Pee may be sterile, but Pee and Bleach: THEY FIGHT CRIME and HURT YOUR EYES.