I have now received my fourth letter from Chris at Staple!
Ther others were presented without comment, but this one is begging for some Jon Stewart so that you can understand my reactions as I made them.
Before you start to read, put down your food and drink. Put a towel under your butt. Otherwise, you will choke, gag or pee on your office chair. Perhaps just lie on the floor on your side, so as not to aspirate your vomit.
'Cause damn.
Dear Lea,
OK here goes.
I'm going to try to answer everything point by point so this may take
awhile. Ordinarily if someone doesn't like the way I do something I'd say
"Well do it yourself then" but since I like you so much...

?
I'm going to take the time, and while there's some things I may disagree with you about you
do bring up some valid critisms.

"That's a good letter."
> Congrats again on an amazing convention.Thanks - no one is more amazed than me that it went as well as it did.
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> I did not love that I found out the night before I was sharing a
> table.As I said before, that was a miscommunication on my and Nate's part and I
want to apologize again. That was totally our fault and I'm sorry. I feel
like this led to most of the other things that were problems for you and I
wish we'd been more careful and clear about what we were offering.

"That's a good letter."
> My table also should not have been at the back of the
> room with the volunteer and non-profits, but nearer to the front.Well, that was a decision I had to make about where to put the people
who'd paid and who hadn't. I had to fill the floor with paid tables...

...in order to cover the cost of the venue and the only other space was on the
stage which happened to be at the back of the room. No way to move it to
the front and nowhere to put it if we could. I also felt that having the
more famous people in the back would force the crowd to pass by the less
established folks' tables...

...and hopefully stop to look. If you were in the front they could pay their $5, come in, get your autograph or whatever and leave without seeing anything else.

"Pweh?"
Which brings me to a point I want to make and be very clear about the
purpose of STAPLE! and I hope you wont take this the wrong way.

It was great to have successful folks there like you and Shannon and Scott, not to forget Viper and Antarctic. You're all awesome and an inspiration and a great draw for the crowds,

"Shucks."
but STAPLE!, the way I envision it, it not so much a showcase for the already established folks
as the ones who are just starting out,

maybe struggling,
...maybe staying up late nights STAPLING stuff together in their living room by hand and trying to get it out there.
"His troooooth...iiiis...maaaaaarching oohhhhhhn!"
That's really who STAPLE! is all about and who I wanted to help by putting this together. Having you guys there really aids that purpose and brings in the RIGHT people, not just anybody

(if I just wanted warm bodies in the door I could've had celebrities - I had offers but turned them down), but people who know what they're looking for and were there buying a lot of stuff. I'm sorry to hear if your sales weren't what you'd hoped. Everyone else that I heard from was completely delighted with how they did at the show.

"So HA!"
> The way I see it, I lent my name and whatever pull I have, to Staple!
> and Staple! was able to use that (with my consent) to attract more
> guests, gain good will, sell dealer's tables, and sell tickets.Yes and I appreciate that very much and am sorry if I gave the impression that I did not. I think your presence helped us quite a bit and I'm STILL glad you came and STILL hope you will join us again.

"That's a good letter."
Although I must point out that I checked most of your websites at least occasionally, if not regularly,

and don't ever recall you mentioning that you would be at the show.

If you did I must've missed it. It's one thing for me to say you are going to be there, which I did quite a bit, but a completely different thing for YOU to do so when you have the ability to reach folks that I may not.
> return, I was told I could have a table, that a table was all Staple!
> could offer in return--which is totally okay, I knew that and accepted
> it.I also appreciate that and feel bad that you didn't get what you thought you were getting.

"That's a good letter."
> this, and I don't like having tablemates chosen for me (FoL is lucky
> to have Ronee', and you are lucky we hit it off, but for every Ronee'
> there's three FoL women I wouldn't want to be in the same room with).Well, I suppose if you known you'd have a tablemate (stemming again) you could've picked who it would be or we could've cleared this whole mess up ahead of time. I did all the table assigments myself. Only about 3 people asked if they could be placed next to another specific person and I was able to accomodate them.

"Do I really have a troublemaker's face?"
Everyone else got what they got.

My logic for putting you with FOL was that since you'd been 2004 LOTY and gushed so about it on your website that you'd be happy to sit with them. It never entered my mind that it would be possible that you wouldn't like someone from FOL and I'm kinda suprised to hear you say so.

"You are Gushy McGushyPants!"
I am really glad that you on Ronee hit it off the way you did. I like
bringing people together like that.
> More than all that, I didn't like your answer about why Kurtz had a
> full tableI hope I've already esplained this. Once again I think it stems from the initial misunderstanding.

"Myeah, okay."
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> I understand what it takes to put on a con, and how criticism can feel
> like no one appreciated everything you did right.This has been a bit of a buzz-kill I must say...

...but I'll chalk it up to a learning experience.
> that appreciation comes hard when I feel like I was given short
> shrift.I'm sorry you feel that way and I hope that me taking the time to answer all these concerns will help to assuage that.

"That's a good letter."
> I'm sure you know that a con for me, for most professionals, has
> opportunity costs: planning, packing, traveling, time away from work,
> time spent to ensure I and my books and presentation are
> professional-looking and attractive to the people who come through the
> door.Of course everyone has costs associated with cons. That's why I can't
afford to go to most of them and therefore decided to have one here.

If it will help put it in perspective you might consider Rafael Navarro's situation, who came all the way from California to be here,

under his own steam and paid all his own way,

food,

lodging,
travel
and his table.

I did manage to find you a nice place to stay with a nice family

"Well, Yeah!"
and you are the ONLY person that I did that for, so I hope you appreciate it.
> Fanboy (and I love those guys, don't get me wrong) video setup in the
> corner was intimidating to attendees. (People are afraid of messing up
> a shoot or tripping over something, so they avoid.) I was offered the
> chance to "spread out" after Fanboy was done (and why weren't they in
> the second room all along?), but first, that meant breaking everything
> down and putting it back up--a half-hour's job, bye bye still more
> sales; and second, it's like, "Oh, now that the -important- people are
> gone, you can have the space."First just let me clarify, that was NOT the Fanboy Radio guys doing the video shoot. I think they may've helped out with an interview or two (weren't you one of the intervewees?).

"Oh, SNAP!"
Gary Bartos, one of the STAPLE! organizers had the idea pretty last minute
and got it set up as quickly as he could. All in all I think it was a cool idea and they did a pretty good job
of it considering (they also shot the panels), but when I went up that morning and saw how they had set it up I wasn't too happy about it myself.

"That's a good letter."
I had a feeling that it might impose on you guys somewhat and it looks like I was right. I apologize and assure you that if we do something like that next year it wont go down like that again.

"That's a good letter."
> In case you need another point of view, I direct you to Ronee's
> ComiXtreme column of February 27:OK. I'm not sure I understand why you have a problem with this or if you still do. And I don't necessarily feel like I owe you an explanation

- you asked for help and I found it, what difference does it make where it came from

-but here it is anyway. As Ronee has explained when she made the "ugly chick" comment she was JOKING. She didn't feel bad about it at all. In fact she was happy to help. I had gone a little out of my way to make sure FOL was included at the show and given free space. She had offered up her assistance to me and since you'd asked for someone to watch you stuff, I was short on volunteers,

and I knew she'd already be sitting there, I asked her if she wouldn't mind watching your stuff during your panel and said I'd understand if she did mind and would find someone else. She enthusiastically said yes. She was NOT offended, and if she was not I really don't think that it's right or approriate that you should be offended on her behalf.
> I do want to come if there is another Staple!, but I must be reassured
> that I won't be surprised like this next year.And we want you here. I promise - no suprises and no miscommunications.

"That's a good letter."
> A full table, near the
> entrance, with other people -selling stuff--that's as specific as I
> hope I need to be.We will certainly set that up. Unfortunately I can't guarantee that anything will be free in the future.

"Mokay."
> I have to be picky about where I travel to, and
> many cons make it easy by letting me down, and then making excuses
> instead of making right.I appreciate that and hope that we can satisfy you.

"That's a good letter."
> I know you're a good guy, and meant no harm,Thanks. If I did anything wrong I blame my lack of experience and lack of time.

"That's a good letter."
I put this whole thing together, having never before done anything remotely this complex or challenging or even similar in nature, on top of working full time and putting out my own comic.
I had a lot of help from folks like Nate, Manton, Gary, John and others. but the lion's share of work and decisions were mine.
> I didn't get what you'd led me to expect.One last time I'm sorry for not being clear. As I said in Ronee's thread, both Nate and I are writers and should have communicated better. There's no excuse for that and I hope you'll accept my apology.

"That's a good letter."
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> but that will depend on what you have to say to me.
> I remain firm in my hope for an answer that helps me feel better,I do hope you feel better now. Please let me know if you'd like any further clarifications, but please give me a few days.

"That's a good letter."
I still haven't slept much since last Thursday before the show and the Austin Sketch Group art show opening is tonight. I wouldn't go except I want to and feel a little obligated.

Dave, the guy who draws our comic (did you get a chance to read those?)

had chipped in for the food and then had to go out of town so I have to go eat his share.
