2004-by-the-Month Meme Alright, Already!

Some of these ought to have footnotes--BUT THEY DON'T.
First sentence of first post of each month of 2004.

Jan Tim Berners-Lee, creator of the World Wide Web, is now a knight.

Feb Sibera is so incredibly dull tonight.

Mar Rib update: currently hurting like a mother.

Apr Seeing as how yesterday was April Fool's Day, King and I set to punking each other.

May Oh god, that made me laugh SO HARD.

Jun For the late and newcomers: my son is a high-functioning autistic with learning delays blah de blah.

Jul FUCK!

Aug Ten years ago, there was JAILED, spearheaded by John O'Donnel of CPM.

Sep I finally got my salvage lockers!

Oct Okay, first, I wondered why my desktop looked so big.

Nov Add any swear to a science question or declaration.

Dec Dramtis Personae: Precious: vintage 1970's Kenmore flatbed sewing machine, very much like my mom's.